What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

I test audio gear for a living — and I recommend these headphones and earbuds above everything else - Tom's Guide

Next, they tried...

No go.

Minds and Behinds

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Bristol Myers Joins Race for New Class of Cancer Drugs With BioNTech Deal - Barron's

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

The 6 ChatGPT settings you need to change to get the most out of the AI chatbot - Mashable

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Mark Hamill Say Carrie Fisher Told Him to Embrace His Star Wars Fame - Variety

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

It’s Official: Dolphins and Orcas Have Passed the “Point of No Return” in Their Evolution to Live on Land Again - The Daily Galaxy

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Oura Ring Can Now Use AI to Monitor Blood Sugar Levels. I Tested It For a Week and Got These 3 Surprising Takeaways - CNET

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

WWE monitoring US-Iran situation with two Saudi Arabia shows set for next weekend - New York Post